So It Begins

So there i was the point of no return but hopeful they will finally sort me out
I get shown to my bed ................. RESULT i had my own room !!!!!!

So i start to unpack , you know ya toothbrush , hair brush smellies thats sort of thing get my lappy set up WITH internet thanks to my bestest friend in the world Alfie who lent me his dongal thing , my friends boxset and only fools and horses boxset ( i may be stuck to the point of no return but am i buggery gonna be bored) and my cross stitch (and hey if i get bored i can sit and stick the cross stitch needles in my eyes for something to do) , there all sorted so i sit and wait for the nurse to come and see me.

She comes in with a load of paperwork and some plastic bracelets (awww they even welcomed me with hospital fashion jewllery, although im guessing she didnt get them from the expensive jewllery shop downstairs) and even better they had my name on just in case by some small chance i might forget what it is (so considerate they think of everything)
She then asked the normal questions name , dob , address , allergies , next of kin , kids if so how many (nosey nurse she was) and just when i think she is going to get to the part where she asks how many shits i have a day she stops and weighs me , the result ?? about as heavy as a gnats arse (in english about 7 and a half stone)

Off she goes (i reckon to gossip about all the questions she just asked with her workmates)
So me and rich are just sat there like a couple of convicts waiting for our case to come up or something when finally we broke the silence by agreeing to go outside for a smoke